Samad version beta released

Hypothesis A

Do not panic. This is samad beta. Waterproof, including dual core hypothalamus, persian menu, Liq. (liquid) output and input, Shared sound card, a nice and cute mother and father board, High resolution graphics and in a new customer oriented design.

This version is recently released and could be delivered to your house in 24 hours. No shipping cost. Please help us in developing this beta version by sending your feedbacks.

Hypothesis B

ghesmate tahtanie soorat e samd, dooste azize ma, be dalile gharar gereftan dar tarhe omranie shahrdarie tehran ( taghato-e gheire ham sathe kordeshtan-niaiesh), aghabneshini kard. shahrdari e tehran, dar eza-e kharide in ghesmat, be ishan iek ghab ghab ehda nemood.

Hypothesis C

Pas az 4 rooz dargiri, bakhshe sehyonist neshine soorat e samad, dar asare hamleie ghaiooraneie bakhshe hezbollah neshine soorate samad, majboor be aghabneshi shod. in dargiri talafati dar bar nadasht.

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20 Responses to Samad version beta released

  1. Alimot says:

    man fek konam, separe aghabe mashine jeloyi zade be dahane jeloye samad e aghabi

  2. hamid says:

    wow che samady che chizi dast mikone to dizi ghab ghab o dar miyare fake maro mindaze.

  3. --------------- says:

    beh khaarete varam haaye movaghatiye naashi az amal shabihe Mohmad javaate khoiaabaani shodeh.

  4. helia says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahah………..naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..wowowowowowowowowowowowwowo
    maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….
    yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  5. Shahabchi says:

    helia jon, behave plz

  6. helia says:

    baba i did not mean it…it was just a very strong surprise…
    man az hamin jaa be tore rasmi be duste azizam samad tabrik va tahniat migam va hoshdaar daram ke be dalile huzure sazandeye hezbol llah dar face e azizeshun az vujude doshmane ghaseb ghaafel nabashan.
    vassalm o aleykom va rahmatol allahe rabehi nastaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeen

  7. samad says:

    Shahab to khodai…

  8. samad says:

    tozihe ezaafe:
    man alaan har ruz ye shekl misham, felan maraahele degardisi be sharhe zir tey shode ast:

    0- Saeed Hajaarian
    1- Golabi
    2- Gholmoraad
    3- Duste babaye Mishka tuye dehkadeye heyvaanaat (un khers ghotbi sefide ke ye dokhtar daasht)
    4- Javaate Khiyabani

    az dustan taghaza mishavad maraahele ghaabele pishbini’e ba’di ra dar in makaane moghadas era’e namaayand be dorost tarin pish bini yek adad fake talaaee ehda mishavad.

  9. Alimot says:

    marhale -1 : Quentin Tarantino
    .
    .
    .
    marhale 5 : Adel Ferdosi poor

  10. golrokh nafisi says:

    tazeh shahab jan shoma ye ghesmate omdeye shakhsiyate jadi ke loolast ro nadidi!
    kheyli hesse ajibi mide engar janevari be esme samad jelot neshaste!

  11. samad says:

    Golrokh john not yet! I’m free…

  12. Shahabchi says:

    Loole …khortoom e dakheli manzoore?

  13. Mohammad Motamedi says:

    alfakko val ensaaf khoob daravorde
    shaaer migee

    emghab ghabe man havase rotab karde , ashegh shode az eshghe to ghab karde..

    va dar jaaye dige eshaare mikone

    ghab , ghab , ghabe mane …. ghab, ghabe ashegh shodane

    jim chaargoosh migooyad :

    khahesh mikonam befarmaayid , ghab ghabe shomaaro nadare.

  14. helia says:

    ghab ghabam ghabaaye ghabim be vallah…
    hala ghab ghaab ghab ghaab ghab ghaab…
    hala shipaku yare ghab ghab…
    hala tipako hala az az sar.

  15. Shahabchi says:

    Samad jon molaghab be name emame ghabli, ghebleie alam, ghabaie eslam hastan.enshallah ghaboole dargahe hagh gharar begiran, doahashoon ghaboole dargahe ghab, az ghabaiele iranzamin.

  16. helia says:

    migam ma am ye fak amal bezanim tarafdaaraa bad juri ziad shodan

  17. samad says:

    [sedaaye khashaayar etemaadi]

    man mote’alegh be hameye shoma hastam / ba shoma man ye chize dige’am
    shoma ke paatun dame lopetune / shoma ke negatun mehrabune
    shoma ke ruye kooler neshastin / shoma ke lokht zire nure zard neshassin

    diri deeem, dim dim / dim dim dim, diri deeeeem… [music’e zamine: az karkhe ta rayn]

  18. helia says:

    samad jan tedaade comment ha dare reghabate tangaatang ba profile haye nunOOSH JOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuni o PishsIshiI moOOOOOOOOusHi o ina mikone ha…
    bepaa ma darim tazakoro midim nagi pasfarda kasi rafigh nabud nadid man daram be manjelaabe fesad keshide misham.khod dani aziz.

  19. samad says:

    mAnjelaaawb chiew? babaw.. comment mOmenT kE digew iN haRfa row nadAwreEEEEE.

  20. Shadoone says:

    vaay in 2 ta commente akhar toope…

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