Losers read this. ( happiness for idiots)

» I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.» _ Herbert Bayard Swope

Analysis: Seems to be very realistic!
Experts advice: repeat this phrase while on a challenge, » To the loose ass of others»
Quote reliability: 80% of loosing probabilities could be prevented by this recommended method.

» Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.»_Winston Churchill

Recommended dosage: once, after each failure.
Analysis: Huum…well performance has been reported by those who have continuous failures!
Side effects: failure addiction, Paranoia.
Quote reliability: 2%

«Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. «_Mark Twain

Analysis:believable
Editors note: me too!
Side effects: sighing addiction.

«The road to success is always under construction.» _Anonymous

Analysis: true
Editors note: completely true!
Side effects: Surrealism

«If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.» _Albert Einstein

Analysis: Mathematics is always meddling in other sciences.

Editors note: (mouth shot)
Side effects: for engineers, success. for non-engineers, confusion.

» Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose… it’s how drunk you get.» _Homer Simpson

Analysis: winners have ugly lives, losers will enjoy it.
Editors note: equivalent to happiness and joy.
Side effects: Liver cancer

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3 Responses to Losers read this. ( happiness for idiots)

  1. samad says:

    دیر شهاب
    ثنک یو فور دیس آرتیکل
    آی اینجوی اِ لات
    رگاردز

  2. Mazoo says:

    Mellati ke be shahadat iman darad hamishe pirooz ast – emam khomeini

    Analysis: It’s easy to ride a dunkey to the war.
    Side effect: Volleyballe neshaste.

  3. Mazoo says:

    Extra points:

    1.The most successfull bloger…
    2. Maa ba talaasho koosheshe faraavaan harifo be zir keshoondim.
    3. Shaansi dar in harkat dakhil nabood! Morale baalaa , riskpazirie monaaseb va iman be hadaf 3 onsore asaasi dar in piroozi boodand.

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